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HEY AMERICA
September 9, 2008, 6:33 am
Filed under: Uncategorized
Russell Brand is funny knuckleheads!

RUSSELL BRAND IS FUNNY YOU ASSHOLES

I really hope Russell Brand made the Jonas Brothers cry



Foot Village
August 24, 2008, 8:52 pm
Filed under: Naked Feet | Tags: , ,

feeeetS!

If you love to scream, there’s no reason why you shouldn’t start a band like Foot Village. Your lame ass probably couldn’t drum nearly as well as these raunchy rapscallitoids, but such is life. Take the good with the bad and scream naked when you’re not busy.

Should you ever need to teach a child about world geography, and should you also hate that child, you should give them Fuck the Future by Foot Village. Its non-naked cover is not nearly as exciting as their naked as hell cover of Friendship Nation, but still, it’s more of the same. Drum drum drums, scream scream screams, a list of nations for the kids.

Here is their myspace. I guess look at it. I have no idea what blogging is about just yet so I guess I’m just using it to give bands I like free advertising. Actually, isn’t that what blogging is about?

I LOVE YOU MORE THAN YOU COULD EVER KNOW

PS this post had a double negative in the first sentence! I hope the blog police take sundays off! GLURP



David Allan Coe
August 24, 2008, 7:00 am
Filed under: Shit Kicking | Tags: ,

David Allan Coe. Fuck all of you.